haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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