I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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