I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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