I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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