She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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