I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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