Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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