The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We had sex on a dog bed..
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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