Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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