I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
