After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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