what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
