We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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