are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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