My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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