i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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