Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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