I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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