My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Randomize
