Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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