WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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