Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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