She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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