My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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