Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Jerry, you need to find god
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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