just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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