Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She's like a pop up book from hell.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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