I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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