Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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