so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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