Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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