of course. lets lasso hookers.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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