Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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