You can't motorboat a personality
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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