She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
