Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Drake has all the answers
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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