you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
God I need to hump something, right now.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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