Dual....:-)
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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