I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
