kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so let's talk penis.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need to sanitize my soul.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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