sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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