are you still at the devil's house?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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