Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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