My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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