FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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