They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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