An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Im part way to drunk.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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