i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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