windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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