I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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