Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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