brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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