i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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