a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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