Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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