Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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