discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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