We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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